Somewhere out there is a universe where an alternate version of myself is writing consistently on-brand content about a dedicated blog topic. Since this is not that universe, Walker Texas Ranger has a 52 disc box set available on Amazon for the surprisingly low price of $64.99.
I actually wasn’t sure which number was more impressive, the 52 total discs in the box set, or the total runtime across all 52 discs being 9,235 minutes — that’s a glorious amount of Walker Texas Ranger. Beyond my general excitement around discovering firsthand (in 3-5 business days) exactly how these 52 discs are somehow packaged into a very tiny shippable box, it was cool to see the set includes the never released TV movie “Trial by Fire.” This doesn’t necessarily mean that Trial by Fire is good (it’s not), but it’s 90 extra minutes of Walker Texas Ranger, and more roundhouse kicks are certainly better than less roundhouse kicks.
I happened across the set fairly naturally in the depths of martial arts movie recommendations and, because Amazon knows what I want and when I want it at all times, I purchased it immediately upon discovery. Now, if only because all 9,235 minutes will soon be arriving on my doorstep as a result of an impulse purchase — and I didn’t bother reading any of them prior to purchasing — let’s see what only the five-star Amazon review customers are saying about the 52-disc Walker Texas Ranger collection.
In taking a closer look at some of the older Amazon reviews, a few of them seem to mention a higher price, so it might be safe to say that $64.99 is the deal to take advantage of. That is, if you like Walker Texas Ranger. If only reading the five-star reviews has taught me anything, it’s that I definitely made the right choice in deciding to own all 9,235 minutes of Walker Texas Ranger.